Nobody cares about fundamentals
Who We Are
Greedcoin is a decentralized platform which executes smart-contracts between your greed and my greed. Remember the Tulip craze back in 1619-1622 in the Netherlands? Remember the dot.com bubble back in the late 90s? Well, those are the kind of greed I am tallking about, except this time on a fuckton larger scale because every Tom, Dick and Harry now has access to the internet in his pocket. Greedcoin's role is to revolutionize the pre-bubble burst FOMO mania by moving it onto the blockchain technology to further enhance the efficiency of FOMO. Greedcoin serves as a medium to satisfy your greed in this volatile cryptocurrency space. You missed out on Bitcoin when it was 10 cents a piece. You missed out on Ether when it was 50 cents a piece. Now get in on Greedcoin before it's too late.
Open source, Transparent, Decentralized, Efficient
Greedcoin is not backed by any central bank, nor is it regulated by any government on Earth. The contract is between your greed and my greed. Greed has always been a fuel of human economics for thousands of years. Before railroads, information moved at the speed of the fastest horse or pigeon. Now we exchange data at the speed of light. Greedcoin depends on the revolutionary blockchain technology to effectively satisfy the greed of all parties within its ecosystem.
Guarantee of price
Greedcoin's value cannot go further below its ICO price. That's a guarantee. It can only go up because, fortunately, negative values in cryptocurrency just cannot exist.
No lies, no caveats. Just greed
There are no caveats, no asterisks to Greedcoin. By putting money into Greedcoin's funds, you acknowledge that you're a greedy SOB and you don't give two shits about useless garbage like "fundamentals" or "technology" or "developers" or "road maps" because frankly, Greedcoin has neither of those.
Greedcoin's development is fueled by Ether because the CEO wants his Lamborghinis. You can contribute by sending Ether, denoted as ETH, to our address as listed here:
Greedcoin will begin accepting contribution from July 19, 2017 and will run its course until the market smartens up and learns a useful lesson about blind greediness.
No working product. No technology. No experience in developing crypto.
This is what you're investing in. This is what you're throwing your money at. But since you are plagued by FOMO and your greed has had a taste of illusory ROI, you will throw your money at non-existent products anyway.
"Greed is good."
a cheat code
It all sounds great, but what does the technology actually do?
It does absolutely nothing other than serving as a lesson for all people wanting to invest into ICOs expecting them to turn them into millionaires overnight. It is a real proof of human's greed in action, with the help of a little dose of sarcasm and a boatload of "blockchain", "decentralized", "smart-contract", and "virtual computer".
I am greedy and I want to satisfy my greed. Where to I start?
The contribution period for Greedcoin starts in July 19, 2017 and does not end until the market has become smarter with its hard earned cash. I accept contributions in the form of Ether, ETH, to be sent to the address as disclosed above. You can send me as much ETH as you want. Because Greedcoin is issued out of greed, there's no guarantee that you will receive any Greedcoin in return. Greedcoin's lead developer also does not guarantee that Greedcoin will get you any ROI in the future.
I’ve seen other businesses that serve similar purposes. What makes yours the best?
None. I spent 1 hour making this website on a free DIY web designer. The whitepaper is yet to be released to the public. I I have no clue why you are slogging through all this. You need to get a hobby, pal.
You're fucking kidding me, right?
Are you scamming people?
Greedcoin's purpose is clear. Greedcoin has no fundamentals, no technology, no development to back up its value. It cannot be used as a vehicle of speculation. It doesn't even exist. Everything is transparent. The contract is between you and me, fueled by our greed. You're giving me a random stranger on the internet because you saw an amateurish website that uses a bunch of jargons that say absolutely nothing
Can I get a refund if I decide I don't like your product?
Did you come from Mars?